so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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