I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
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Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
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I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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