Sry I called you an 8
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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