D3 body, D1 cock
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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