the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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