Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I think my moral compass just broke
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Randomize
