my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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