He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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