Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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