Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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