I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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