Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize