you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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