I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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