Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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