Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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