Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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