so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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