Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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