nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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