real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It's just like the Real World with babies
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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