He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
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He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
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