Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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