So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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