Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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