his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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