Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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did i walk over a car last night?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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