I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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