like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
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French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
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It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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