Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
this is an emotional support booty call
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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