Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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