I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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