Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Pooping to opera.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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