Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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