my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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