wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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