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I will die if light touches me.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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