She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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