Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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