her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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