I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize