Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
NoShamevember. You game?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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