I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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