Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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