Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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