Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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