i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Randomize