Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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