Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm sobbing to NWA
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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