Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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