How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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