But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
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