Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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