She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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