Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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